"Now see here, I don't care one way or the other whether the squirrels have a king or an emperor or what have you, and it's perfectly stupid of you to think I might have had a thing to do with it when you don't even know me. Handle that however you like, but you won't be getting any help from me."
Natalie sounded hesitant. And weary. This was a voicemail brought on by a nightmare, after all. And it was so meant for Sam.
But Fandom disagreed.
"Hey, it's me. I'm just calling to see how you are. If you've... talked to anyone about it yet. Because you really need to. I'm sorry, but you do. It's too big for you to handle alone, and if you lose control like that again ––"
There was a pause. An awkward one. And her voice was tired and quiet and almost pleading, just for a few seconds. "It's not going to be good, so please don't lose control again." Yeah. "Call me back. Bye."
"I actually make a concentrated effort to avoid thinking terribly hard about where the students might or might not shower. Good to know none of them are under the assumption that I slept with them. Lord."
Yes, Jono was well aware, when he got the voicemail, that it was probably one of those days, but he was in Kaeleer planning a war, and sometimes, a guy just needed a good distraciton.
"Hey Bruce, it's Clint. Uh, I just want you to know that if you hear about me disappearing, it has nothing to do with you. I don't know why you'd think that, now that I'm actually saying it but... I'm so bad at phones, god. Listen, if you don't see me around for a while, can you check on Kitty and make sure she's okay? Blame me if you need to so she won't get pissed at you or anything and uh... I know I don't really have any right to ask you for anything but you're a nice guy so... yeah, that's it. Thanks."
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Date: 2013-05-16 05:57 am (UTC)That... was meant for Yeul, not three completely different humans. Whoops?
[[ crazy phone day, la. ]]
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Date: 2013-05-16 04:59 pm (UTC)Phone Day
Date: 2013-05-17 02:48 am (UTC)"Now see here, I don't care one way or the other whether the squirrels have a king or an emperor or what have you, and it's perfectly stupid of you to think I might have had a thing to do with it when you don't even know me. Handle that however you like, but you won't be getting any help from me."
Re: Phone Day
Date: 2013-05-17 04:35 am (UTC)Crazy Phone Day(s)!
Date: 2013-05-17 11:44 am (UTC)But Fandom disagreed.
"Hey, it's me. I'm just calling to see how you are. If you've... talked to anyone about it yet. Because you really need to. I'm sorry, but you do. It's too big for you to handle alone, and if you lose control like that again ––"
There was a pause. An awkward one. And her voice was tired and quiet and almost pleading, just for a few seconds. "It's not going to be good, so please don't lose control again." Yeah. "Call me back. Bye."
Re: Crazy Phone Day(s)!
Date: 2013-05-17 12:59 pm (UTC)Crazy Phone
Date: 2013-05-17 02:48 pm (UTC)"Why are you showing your idiot friend pictures of us hugging? Are you trying to get me killed?!"
Re: Crazy Phone
Date: 2013-05-17 03:03 pm (UTC)Phone Day
Date: 2013-05-17 05:40 pm (UTC)Okay, the nickname's cute, but you might want to back it up on that deaths of thousands thing.
Re: Phone Day
Date: 2013-05-17 06:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-17 10:06 pm (UTC)"Uh, it's nice that you're alive and all, but I'm not sure why I needed to know that. If anyone is chasing you though, you're probably safe here."
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Date: 2013-05-17 10:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-17 10:21 pm (UTC)Yes, Jono was well aware, when he got the voicemail, that it was probably one of those days, but he was in Kaeleer planning a war, and sometimes, a guy just needed a good distraciton.
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Date: 2013-08-02 07:39 am (UTC)